Hai there, I'm David... I'm a 19 year old college sophmore and I am probably one of the biggest socially awkward penguins you will ever meet... xP Questions? just ask, i don't judge... and I don't bite... hard... often... actually, you may want to take a couple steps back... x)

bodygo:

decided to burn some calories today

bodygo:

decided to burn some calories today

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internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

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graceebooks:

we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait

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wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

this is definitely the best thing I’ve seen all week because I hate having to explain to people why I don’t like watching lesbian porn, and it’s exactly the reason that it isn’t made for lesbians. this video is just.. wow. A+, gold star, infinite brownie points.

This seems REALLY whorephobic. I get that lesbian porn is mostly made for men, and that people need to be made aware of that, but, um. “Strippers, these women are strippers.” A) No, they aren’t. They are porn actors. B) Is there something wrong with that? C) Can strippers not be into their own gender?

There’s a lot of other stuff that’s problematic here, but can I just say, that you can criticize lesbian porn without criticizing the actors. I mean maybe for bad acting, but maybe not for having sex?

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dea-goes-a-tumbln:

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What: Tumblr Fic War

Who: Anyone who reblogs this post.

When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!

Why: FEELINGS

What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine.  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE with them. Not just angsty stuff either, fluff can be just as bad, as many of you know!

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rainicorn-puppies:

Enjoy this as much as I did. :)

click for more adventure time

rainicorn-puppies:

Enjoy this as much as I did. :)

click for more adventure time

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Ok, this kind of breaks my heart, and I feel like it’s exemplary of something that I think is one of Hussie’s greatest strengths as a writer. Well, two things.

The first thing is that he has this incredibly strong grasp on the fact that for the people sad things are actually happening to, they are not dramatically resonant or bittersweet or poetic. They are just sad. 

When Vriska and John meet in dream-bubbles, Vriska doesn’t consciously think about how heart-wrenching it is that, in death, she’s meeting the one person that she kind of tied her hopes of redemption to, only for him not to remember any of the stuff they shared that she remembers as meaningful. She’s just a little sad about it, and a little unsure, and trying to make the best of it all. 

And just recently when Dave sees Dirk for the first time and we all went batshit trying to figure out what tender, tragic things might be going through his head, and then his reaction is basically “DO NOT WANT.” He’s not thinking about the godforsaken tragedy of it all, he’s thinking that he’s upset and wishes he wasn’t. Like real people do tend to react to stuff at first.

Which kind of brings me to the other thing I wanted to talk about. Which is that Hussie completely and totally gets that he doesn’t need to spell out what a character is feeling. He understands the power of audience empathy and he uses it to his advantage. When presented with an opportunity to make it crystal clear to us what a character is feeling, he will leave it vague almost every time. 

And not only that, but when he does tell us how a character feels (as above) he keeps it general. He understands that he can tell us that WV feels sad, and we understand immediately that sad is a severe understatement of how WV must be feeling, without needing to be explicitly told. Hussie implies, rather than states, and he leaves it up to us to understand and imagine based on our comprehension of the characters involved and the situations they’re in.

What he expects of us is to fill in the blanks and flesh out the story with our own emotional reactions and with our empathy. He asks us to participate on an individual level in constructing the emotional resonance of the story, by embellishing it for ourselves as we go. 

YOU GUYS

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grargll:

light rain (◡‿◡✿)

heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)

thundershowers (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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julianplowden:

like where does this shit be coming from?

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am I a fucking fairy?

glitter is the herpes of craft supplies because it gets on you once and then pops up unexpectedly for the rest of your life at the most inopportune moments

there’s a gay silence nearby just throwing glitter at people just to fuck with them

There are two kinds of people

And one of them is fabulous

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chadleymacguff:

*pokedex voice* Startly. the stardust pokemon. known most for the stardust particles that float in the clouds surrounding its body. the jewel in the center of it’s body indicates it’s emotions.

THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

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